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See Ya Later! "A Drunkard would not give money to sober people. He said they would only eat it, and buy clothes and send their children to school with it." -- Samuel Butler II OK, so it's not Friday, but there won't be any new material tomorrow (August 16). And nothing at all next week. Unless you're going to the conference in Orlando... that's where all the action will be. All except exploding toilets, that is. THIS JUST IN... One of Microsoft's finest techs was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target. The tech looked at his rifle, and then at the target. He looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again. He put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other hand. The end of his finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled toward the target area: "It's leaving here just fine, the trouble must be at your end!"