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Consultant (n.): Someone who borrows your watch to tell you the time and then keeps the watch. When setting a deadline always express it as "the end of a month" rather than giving a specific date. That lets you say something like "Today is February the 47th and we got it done on time!" And, of course, never ever say what year. "The PowerBuilder": Equal parts Cuervo Gold Tequila, Absolut Vodka, Malibu Rum and Creme de Cocoa. Special thanks go to Bill Green of Team Powersoft who chaired the committee in charge of this 1996 User Conference invention. The Secret To True Happiness is to lower your expectations. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, and a job is just a paycheck. And Dilbert is God.